Euro Lights

Well due to Rampage and his bitchy nagging, here goes

1. What was the last thing you cooked?
Toast with vegemite for breakfast tasty little fuckers... mmm

2. What was the last thing you tried on?
My new shoes, they fit great.

3. What was the last thing you purchased on credit?
Did I mention that I got new shoes, on credit?

4. What was the last thing you put a postage stamp on?
An envelope. Probably something I sent to my oma from Berlin for Christmas. It was probably some crappy postcard I got from Mauer markt

5. What was the last thing you took a photo of?
Hey guess what... I got new shoes, never would have guessed anyway.

Despite Rampages attempt to put down my accomplishment today, I will blog about my new shoes (do I sound like a girl yet?) Anyway ladies don't get too excited as they are running shoes. I have a problem with my feet, like 96% of the worlds population that my foot rolls when I walk / run. 95% of people roll their foot inwards (pronation), 4% don't roll their feet (neutral), then there is the 1% like me that roll the buggers outwards (supernation.) Needless to say most of the shoes made are for people that pronate. Have a look at your runners and see if they have a darker area of material on the instep of the back half of your shoe. That is support to stop people from rolling their feet inwards. I require the support on the other side but only 3 running shoes are made for that purpose. The Brooks glycerine (the ones I brought, Asics Gel Nimbus and something from Misuro (crap shoes.) I got my new pair today (for 220 bucks) and an so excited. Very hard to find but worth it... like I am running (walking or stumbling) on air.

Well as you may or may not know (or care) I have been very sick for the past 2 weeks. And as such I have had ample opportunity to examine the toilet roll issue in depth (lets leave it at that). I have come to the conclusion that PAPER OVER is the way to have it.

There are two reasons

1. It looks prettier and you can make two fold in the end of it to make it look like a point.. very pretty

2. Simple answer. 1 handed operation. Grab a length with your hand that the roll is on and you can easily push down on the top of it and tear it away. Leaving the other hand free to hold the medication that is trying to stop the reason that I spent so much time on the dunny.

Thats it discussion is over. Use it my way or use a newspaper

OK Berlinlights fan (notice singular there) I should be packing my bags to work out how much extra I will have to pay when I take my flight in 3 days but as usual I can't be bothered. I have decided to post some things due to the consistent nagging of Rampage, so here goes.