This is such a large and complex piece of work that it is really hard to know exactly where to begin.
Women (like beer) come in may forms. Some are sweet, some are bitter, some have too much foam in their head. Also some are large, while others are small. There are exotic varieties from far off mysterious lands and then there is always your local favourites. No matter whether we are talking beer or women, its going to cost you.
Now we have all seen (and some experienced) the traditional form of payment for services rendered, prostitution. Now these women supposedly work in the worlds oldest profession and have been seen as a lower class of person for doing this throughout the ages. But are all women really so different with regard to sex?
I have been around the traps and seen a bit of the world, however I do not consider myself a guru at this topic. So any comments offered here are purely my own opinions based on experience, observations and talking to other guys about this subject. If you have any ideas on the subject that clash with my thinking, then write your own blog and let us know about it. This blog is in no way designed to be hate speech about women or put them down in any fashion. (So stay out of it you left wing hippie feminists.)
Lets get to the very basic point of this idea - SEX. Women control the whole world. That's the basic fact. There may be a man standing in front of the camera, but a woman controls him. That's the way it is and always will be. I remember that there was a war between two tribes in some part of Africa that lasted something like 10 years. In the end the women got together and decided to stop having sex with their men until the war stopped. Needless to say not long after, the war ended. Another example of this in recent times is covered in this news article by the BBC.
I have always been interested in the "fairer" sex. I don't know exactly, they are just fun to play with. However I have learned that they cost money. Now I don't care what any women says, a man without money has no chance. Lets look at a one night stand as an example.
Day : Friday
Time : 2235 h
Location : Any old tourist Bar
Number of people : 200+
Ratio of women to men : 1:1 (depending on bar, time of year and luck)
Two guys enter the place (a must to help pickup as flying solo rarely works.) We shall call the first one Maverick and the other one Goose. *there must always be a Goose to a Maverick* Upon first entry is when they both begin search for possible targets on radar. This search is kept brief and if possible only in the direction of the bar. After receiving their first drinks for the night they stand with back to the bar scanning the entire club. As previously mentioned 200+ people at a ratio of 1:1 gives 100 possible targets for the pair.
Now some rules to know
1. Women also hunt in small groups. Groups of two are good possibilities however groups of three often indicate that two of the girls are trying to set one girl up. Groups of four or more, they are just there to score free drinks and party for the night, so don't waste your time.
2. Women are just as horny as guys (if not more so.)
3. Women are more than happy to take something from a man and continue looking for a better one.
So now that they know rule 1, they can eliminate all women in obvious groups of 4 or more. They can also eliminate the groups of 3 as they have a better chance 2 vs 2 in any dogfight. So scanning they get the possibilities down to about 10 - 15 pairs. Now the obvious elimination for them of women whom they do not find attractive lets say leaves them 8 pairs of women at the bar to try engage. This is where the second cost for the night come in. Walking over and buying a round for the first pair of girls. Getting chatty and all that, after another one or two rounds some other guys come over and push in and the girls being obviously more interested in the newly arrived guys. So now Maverick and Goose must find two more to latch onto possibly pushing Ice Man and Slider (Maverick and Goose's mortal enemies) out of the way and impressing the women more. That calls for another round of drinks for the ladies. This pattern continues all night until Maverick and Goose have perfect lock and good tone with the women. Now they decide to leave. Taxi is required and paid for by the guys. They take them home and one of two things happen. 1 they bed a girl each, or the girls pike out and leave the guys hanging. Presuming the girls returned to Maverick and Goose's pad, then there is also the possibility of a cab ride home for the girls.
So depending on where you live and the cost of beer and taxi's it can be a rather expensive night and there are no guarantees of success. There is no way that they could have had that night out without a reasonable amount of money in their pockets. The guys only other option would have been to steal drink from the bar and that is not always a safe thing to do when a Samoan is running security and possibly car jack a taxi, not fun considering taxi drivers have a bit of a temper now days.
Without money the guys never would have gotten close to the girls. The girls that had sex with the guys only did so because of the drinks purchased for them. Even women, who's sole aim for the night is to go out and have sex, will not do so unless a man has purchased drinks for her. This way she doesn't feel like she is giving herself away for free. So the girl feels better when she is paid...? Huh.
Lets assume that Goose dies in a horrible accident caused by jet wash that throws their VW into a flat spin. Maverick is left so he calls the girl from the previous night. Blah Blah Blah they get married. Now she expects to be well kept and likes to use his Visa card alot. When the divorce comes in (because the relationship is based on her wanting money and not mutual love) she gets half of the house and all Mavericks Top Gun trophy's. Those trophy's cost alot of money on their own. When Maverick counts the times he had sex with said girl then divides that into the cost of half the house and his trophy's he works out that it cost him about $1000 per time for sex, plus he had the exciting feeling of getting your heart ripped in two by a woman.
Now I am a bit unsure of the going rate for a professional here but I am pretty sure that it is not $1000. I will hazard a guess and say $200 is the rate. Now think of the better times that Maverick could have had five times more sex for the same cost. The added bonus is always as Chef from South Park says "You don't pay 'em to stay, you pay 'em to leave." So not only could he have had all those great fishing trips in his own boat, he would have been able to do it without any nagging. And he would still own all his own stuff.
Lets also look at when in a relationship shall we. After the initial sex fest stops, the man must continue to do a large amount of work to receive his fill. The compliments must never stop and an amazing amount of energy must be put into caring that she got a hair cut or a new dress or that something else (that you really don't care about but cost you money anyway) happened. Not to say that we don't appreciate our women looking good for us but as men, we are not the ones who notice subtle changes like that you had 3 cm taken off your fringe at the hairdresser. Sorry but its true. Women repay this "kindness" of noticing that she has done something different with sex, as its the only thing a woman can do for a man that he cares about (unless she lets him have a free pass for the fishing trip with the boys.) So by the effort invested in "paying" these compliments, the return is sex. Sound similar to anything else?
Coming into the conclusion there is so much more that I could say about this, but I fear the repercussions from violent women. The whole idea of this is for men to realise you are just dating prostitutes all along even if she is sweet and you have shown her off to your mother. This being the case you have to treat them like such, instead of paying them with cash upfront, you pay them with cash in the form of rings, makeovers, etc. For women it is to allow you to take a step back and work out how much you add up things on the points scale (I will include this on a later blog) and work out if you are indeed one of the aforementioned women, be honest.
At the end of this blog I have had an epiphany though. Being that we consider the men that visit prostitutes to be bums, desperate and the generally undesirable, does that mean all men are like such. I think I may have just nailed it there. All women are prostitutes and all men are desperate animals. And I suppose the women have the brains to take advantage of that. So i guess I have to tip my hat to the ladies for the superior game, you go girls.
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